I’ve invented a game changer…

I think I may invent an invention… I shall call it the “NagMaster2000”.

It will have eight buttons, each of which will have a different recording:

#1 “Get your finger out of your nose.”

#2 “Stop patting the baby.”

#3 “Do not sit on your sister’s head.”

#4 “Bath water is not for drinking.”

#5 “No, we don’t eat chalk.”

#6 “Give it back to her. If you’re looking for yours it’s in your other hand.”

#7 “Draw on the paper, not your face.”

and I can’t forget:
#8 “Come back here and let me put your pants on.”

Because honestly, my throat hurts from the agonising repetition of these very phrases (plus about three dozen more) … and I’ve got another thousand years of this parenting gig to go.

If I survive long enough, I’ll release a ‘teenager’ edition. It will include phrases such as
“You are so not wearing that to church.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
and everyone’s favorite,
“Do you think I was born yesterday?”

What would you have recorded on your NagMaster? Jac xx



2 thoughts on “I’ve invented a game changer…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s